Terrorism? I can fix this!

A short time ago a friend of mine sent me a story about the late General Black Jack Pershing and how he handled a terrorist situation just before the start of World War 1. His methods were quite simple but effective in that knowing Muslims considered pigs as vile, filthy creatures and having any contact with a pig would result in them being "barred from paradise and doomed to hell". So, he slaughtered 2 pigs in from of the captured terrorists, dipped bullets in the pigs blood and the shot 49 of the 50 captured fun seekers. The 50Th he turned loose knowing he would go back to his friends and relay the horrible display he had witnessed and thereby eliminating any further terrorist acts. Strangely this got me thinking!

While watching the Military channel the other night I had a vision. Well, it was more of a perverted and vile thought but at least this one was constructive! Why not take a few KC130's outfitted with Ariel Refueling systems and fill them with pig blood, fat and any other assorted porcine pudding (hell we could even juice a pig in an industrial size juicer for that fact!) and do a few "carpet bombing" missions over hostile terrorist infested territory and, instead of dropping bombs, give them a nice saturation of pig swill! Think about what you are doing here! First, NO KILLINGS! No one will die as a result of this hog storm! Secondly, they can't hide from it! Sooner or later these suicide bomber wannabes will have to step on the ground that has been soiled by pig parts, soiling their souls thus forcing them to become unable to go to Paradise! This will surely reduce the number of potential suicide bombers and, maybe, cut down on their will to die and become a martyr. Can't be a martyr if your covered in pig punch!!! Heck, this might be the only way to finally achieve Peace in the middle east! Israelis would be able to walk down the streets of Tehran without a care in the world we wouldn't have to worry about Abdul Muhammad Allah Al Frankenfurter getting testy on any airplanes! In fact if something went wrong on a airplane these pork wine soiled boneheads will do anything they can to keep FROM dieing!

Anyways, just a thought!